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explode the bazaars are your e-ticket

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ride into the world of the paranoid

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strap yourself in as we traverse the

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universe exploring the unexplained UFO s

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ghosts Lost Worlds

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cryptozoology as well as other

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dimensions it's time to take back the

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night now your electrifying hosts of

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exploring the bizarre Timothy Begley and

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team sports oh my god Jim wait up too

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fast so Sam aliens Tim that got me again

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they they just threw me back onto the

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ground after examining me from the last

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two hours or was it two days you know I

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I don't even know I've got these marks

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all over all over my body

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gosh you know I bet they've got a stop

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between this there's only so much that I

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can possibly handle of this alien

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abduction phenomena but tonight is not

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well they've the aliens had me for more

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than a week Tim and I just finally got

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wake up hoser you're in the army now

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you're not behind a plow you'll never

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get rich digging a ditch you're in the

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we'll have you cleaning the latrine if

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you don't move your ass right now and I

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mean now private Schwartz

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oh well sorry sergeant Bunco but I was

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up really late on the frontline watching

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for UFOs just as I was told to but oh

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well this huge flying saucer came over

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and abducted one of the guys we tried to

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hold him down but the suction of the

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craft was too strong and they got him

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they just got him ah no excuse private

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you're lucky they didn't take your sorry

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ass young rubbin now drop your schlong

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and pick up your socks and get your butt

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moving one two three you're in the army

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well Tim Timmy Schwartz come here come

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here look look at the different types of

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flying saucers in the sky

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Wow there they're all around this this

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one overhead looks like it could be from

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Venus or Mars definitely

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extraterrestrial would you say and I'll

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come on and that was in front of us

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could be a Nazi time travel device we've

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written about that

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numerous at times I recognize the

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misshapen in size hmm and and do you

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straight I think this strange-looking

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device further on out could be from the

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Inner Earth and might be driven by one

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of Richard shavers evil demented mutant

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dear oh oh that could be definitely you

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could tell from the shape look at that

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would weird device I mean that's not

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from Venus or Mars those are the loving

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guys these are the very spiteful dear oh

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they'll feel literally each alive and

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damn damn it ten if that one with the

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lid up portholes with the weird red glow

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inside must be Satan himself at the at

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the wheel boy look at that you can

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almost see him sticking his pitchfork

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out at us I'm sure I'm sure a lot of

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people would like to stick us with a

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pitchfork

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out oh well hey this is this is

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broadcast live from Las Vegas over Casey

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oh are you never know and his Patriots

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we've got to report this right away

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I bet the CIA would be interested in

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finding out all they can about those

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flying saucers that have been seen in

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the sky and and you know III think

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somehow we're going to find our way

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inside the saucers tonight we got to get

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right in there you know go undercover

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and see what in God's name is going on

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right Tim well I think we're the only

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ones interested anymore

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definitely the military is the

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intelligence services aren't interested

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so it's up to us well and our two guests

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I'm fixing a hole in the roof where the

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rain comes in and sets my mind to

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wandering lucy in the sky well Tim what

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did you do with all that acid we had I

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want that Jimi Hendrix acid because I'm

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tripping out out here I took it all Tim

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every breezes every single hit and you

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didn't leave any for Adam let me put it

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this way Adam and I Adam and I shared it

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we I'm not gonna fix the hole in the

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roof I tell you we've got a show in a

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half tonight Wow Tim you know I I'm

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being dragged into another dimension

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here I I just feel like I'm I'm in a

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parallel universe and I'm I'm trying to

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get back you want to extend your hand

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there and I'll try to grab on to it and

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come back into reality good evening Tim

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how are you doing out there in Jasper

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oh my oh my god what does that sound

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offer that also pressure it's it's it's

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pushing me into the ground oh my

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goodness and I I can't I can't get up I

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I can't get I can't move I'm out here

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you're near stonehenge ooh there's a big

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flap going on it's that awful thing it's

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a thing in the sky over warminster oh my

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goodness Tim Tim I think they're gonna

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get us yet one of these days oh hi Tim

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you're now going to be made into a crop

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circle to the official Tim Beck league

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crop circle you know and they're all

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around me look at all these zombies hey

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some of them are pretty cute actually

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huh I can't I can't get out of here I've

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always drafted some sort of supernatural

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void some other dimension well beyond

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space and time and my own thought

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pattern here but we're going to have a

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great ghoulish guest on and it's

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approaching that time of the year fall

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is settling in the big pumpkin is on the

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Lord the bottle of pockets stuck in my

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shirt pocket and we're going to be

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celebrating isn't that right Tim yes

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that's right soon I'm very looking for

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an offering of flesh and blood from you

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tonight well I almost gave it to him

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this week out

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Wow what an eerie sight this is out here

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Here I am all alone on this deserted

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road and and I'm out hunting for UFOs I

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remember back in Warminster England I

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actually signal with one similar to this

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object actually in the sky

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I had a big torchlight a big searchlight

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in my hand and I blinked it on and off

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and on and off and on and off

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I hear the crickets and the whooping of

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the the frogs and the Owls and let me

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try blinking at this UFO blink blink oh

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look at it it seems to be responding

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there's a UFO in the sky there's a

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Starman maybe he's come to take me away

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I hope he's friendly because I know our

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guest star tonight and so is our co-host

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Tim Schwartz out there in Jasper Indiana

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oh no here comes the mothership right

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behind the Scout craft well I better get

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back into the car and and try to get out

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of here I don't trust all of these

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aliens well I'm up here on this hill

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looking up into the sky and I've got

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such a pulsating headache there's some

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noise coming down from that UFO and it's

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really draining it's zapping me Tim this

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reminds me of the time I had my close

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encounter in Warminster England the

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pressure is so heavy but I'm sure it

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will be alleviated by talking with our

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giddyup alias yeah giddyup giddyup

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all you cryptid out there oh my god this

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is this is the final round up the final

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round up for 2017 yeah hello there Tim

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sports and frozen Jasper Indiana uh-huh

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Tim whip it good there Wow Tim isn't

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Venus as large and bright tonight as

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I've ever seen it first star we've seen

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tonight's supposed to be good luck if

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you repeat it three times first star

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we've seen tonight first star we've seen

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tonight yep sure is Timmy but is it is

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it supposed to be moving around like

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that right I think it's getting closer

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Wow it's spaceship and I bet there are

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human looking aliens on board let's go

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if they offer us a lift

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well we'll have to be careful unless we

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see the light dr. Strange's our aureus

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Powell volume 4 in the hatch right Wow

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Venus if you will Wow what a wonderful

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night look at all the stars and all the

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spaceships and they're coming towards

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exploring the bazaar and our guests well

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I think our guests tonight are familiar

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with some visitors from Venus wouldn't

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you say Tim oh I certainly hope so if

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not then we're not gonna have a very

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good show tonight but I think we are can

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have an excellent show well I am looking

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forward to this because we're going to

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be talking about two of my most favorite

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people dr. Frank strangers and Howard

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Menzer look at that that's the car shape

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coming in over the over the farmland

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Tivat it's headed right towards the

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window there the a proctored

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I think it's gonna I think it's going to

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court my goodness is crashed into the

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know the window and and and there's a

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little body on the ground it's very

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strange

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I don't think this is this is from Earth

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at all Tim what do we do call the medics

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Tim that that was my $500 drone that

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just crashed into the windmill Tim back

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me what are you doing way up there

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well I'm floating on air like the Saints

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used to do but everyone knows that

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you're no saint

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what do you mean how do they know that

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well from from listening to exploring

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the bazaar of course oh geez I didn't

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know that it it showed but what are you

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gonna do tonight we're going to have

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both sides of the spectrum we've got

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naughty and nice goodness lots of

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exhaust being emitted by these old World

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War 1 planes I know and these goggles

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they make it hard to see they're all

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fogged up Wow

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but we're not up here by ourselves Tim

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besides the Red Baron being on our ass

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there are some strange objects that's

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seemed to be circling around our plane

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hmm must be those cursed Foo Fighters

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well let's get back to the landing strip

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and Casey you're our radio in Las Vegas

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now that's a long flight but not much

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else we can do watch out for that cigar

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shaped craft coming in it Oh Roger will

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do oh boy well I guess we're safely back

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Wow this is really weird out here look

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how dark it is I can't see a darn thing

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but you know I hear all kinds of

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rustling in the in the in the bushes

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back there and I've even heard a scream

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or or or two but there's no there's

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nobody here but yet I feel like I'm

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being surrounded by like some invisible

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beings when somebody has just brushed up

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against me and they seem to be big and

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hairy and my Uncle Louie isn't here so I

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don't know who it is it's Tim oh what a

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whoa what is going on here what what

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what what are all these like invisible

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beings around us I don't know I you you

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that could be me you're feeling there

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Tim I haven't had a chance there's a

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little too close for comfort

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I you need a shave that's well hey Tim

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come on over here

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he just wanted you to bottle I just got

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on eBay it's supposedly going to keep me

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safe from slender man Tim I actually

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think that's the you who bottled that

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that attracts slender man really I was

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wondering why I was bidding against

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myself oh no no I see slender man what

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what can protect me from him well you

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know there's only one thing that can

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protect you against Slenderman what's

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that

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why exploring the bazaars oh of course

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oh of course

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ah yes you're right I see him fading

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away right now and our guest starting to

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materialize right in front of us

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Tim watch where you're going you just

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got ectoplasm on the latest copy of

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psychic news from England yeah two great

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tastes that go great together well looks

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like we're going to delve into two hot

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topics this week Wow we're really high

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up here Tim okay can you see the earth

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down there far below I can see my house

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from up there

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well your house isn't exactly one of the

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landmarks we were looking for but it's a

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good place to start

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well there's the Great Pyramid look how

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tall that is do you think that the the

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aliens really help build that I don't

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know but from here I can also see the

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Great Wall of China who said that you

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can't see them from space I can well and

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they're the Nazca lines I don't know

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what order we're going in here but there

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really are some strange figures down

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there on the Peruvian plane it's a

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remarkable manifestation whether it was

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done by extraterrestrials or not I guess

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we've got a lot of places to visit

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tonight don't we Tim yes yes we do Tim

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Swartz to Mister UFO Tim Schwartz - mr.

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UFO prepare for landing on the KCR

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laaser pad ready

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time sure flies when you listen to the

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impact their music is so good it is

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possible they had assistance from

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extraterrestrial well ancient astronaut

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theorists respond what they were

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sounding yes Tim well of course they

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always do don't they

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we're back on earth after swirling

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through the galaxy once the yeah Tim how

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are you that was a UH

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that was real zero gravity up there

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Wow I'm going around in a circle look at

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this I can't get out of this this matrix

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I'm being pulled left I'm being pulled

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to right I'm being pulled up I'm being

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pulled back down I'm going around and

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around how to hell this one get out of

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the matrix Tim do you have any idea

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which I'm stuck in the matrix are you in

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here with me yes that's right ladies and

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gentlemen come see the amazing matrix

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you'll be amazed you'll be befuddled and

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remember they're all alive alive and the

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Midway of life right well I'm out here

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on the Blue Diamond Highway and the sky

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looks really strange there were all

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these unusual lights in the sky and

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there's a craft at the side of the road

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and hey I see that my my friend that

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country-western singer in stunt man down

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there Johnny says and he's talking to

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those aliens again those aliens he met

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several decades ago and then there's

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these Bigfoot creatures or the men in

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[Music]

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down simmer down oh hold that Taggart

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hold that tiger back back back you wild

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beast take it easy boy don't worry

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you're gonna get fed um yeah I tell you

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these giant cats Tim are getting bigger

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and bigger all the time Tim I can't

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control him anymore

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first it was dog man now there is Earl

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the incredible feline of the Lower East

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Side

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oh well being a part of the circus is

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all what exploring the bizarre is is

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Oh

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oh geez oh you know I was expecting a

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vacation in the Poconos and Here I am

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and it's a place and it's full of

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cobwebs and in there with all these

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weird shadows that are just looming out

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of the corners and and usually I run to

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Tim Schwartz my co-host for protection

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but he'll this is the week that he

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decided to be out of town so I've got to

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make my way from this haunted basement

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the creaking stairs and meet my guests

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in the parlor because all good ghost

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stories and seances started in the

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parlor and probably hid in the parlor so

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here we are tonight it's boring the

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bazaar and our subject for the evening

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is ghosts and poltergeists and things

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that if they don't go bump in the night

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we won't have him on the show here kitty

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kitty here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

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here kitty kitty

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oh yeah whoo that tiger yeah that tiger

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it's a cryptid Thursday nights on

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exploring the bizarre Tim yeah well I

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know I'm out here roaming the the fields

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and I'm hoping that I catch sight it's a

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big [\h__\h] any time now I mean I hear

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they're just they're running a wild in

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certain parts of the country and glows

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worldwide welcome her mild eyes command

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the air bridged Harbor that Twin Cities

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frame keep ancient lands your storied

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pomp cry she was silent lips give me

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your tired your poor your huddled masses

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yearning to breathe free the wretched

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refuse of teeming Shores send these the

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homeless tempest-tossed to me

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I lift my lamp beside the Golden Door

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Emma Lazarus new Colossus the story in

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poetic form of the Statue of Liberty Tim

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are you out there in Jasper Indiana

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tonight yes I am Tim very nice by the

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[Applause]

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and all this luggage I have here oh my

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god I don't know they're gonna let me

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get on the plane with it um I'm glad we

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but Tim I'm glad we booked first-class

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tickets for you me and in our guests

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because I know where we're going to be

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going around the world tonight on a

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paranormal escapade and I certainly

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don't want to sit back in and coach I

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mean my god just looking through the

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curtain I can see there's havoc going on

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back there what what chaos boy I'm glad

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we're up here in in the front sorry

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stewardess well yes yes yes well we'll

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sit down now don't worry about it don't

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worry about will take kit oh my goodness

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here comes here comes oh well

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all right we'll behave I promise all

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right just pass the champagne hey Tim

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how you doing are you one forward are

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you you you got your seat belt on over

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there we're on the road to nowhere

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yes Tim I'm onboard and ready to go oh

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boy oh boy I'm glad I'm glad we're in

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first class

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Wow no way we go oh man you know these

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are some strange craft out here Tim

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aye aye man I'm in Pine Bush New York

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and you can feel the energy in the air

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and in front of me in the field there's

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this strange glowing object that had

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just landed and it's pulsating pulsating

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just like a heart in a in an Edgar Allan

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Poe [\h__\h] it's pulsating and and there's

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something strange going on here because

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these are not just interplanetary craft

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Wow

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Oh

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Wow yeah oh my gosh oh you know Wow I'm

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inside the ship I'm banging on the hall

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right now Tim this is a bizarre craft

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it's so large and I'm looking for a way

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to get out and I don't see a way to get

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out so I might have to do the entire

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show from inside this UFO that's hanging

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over the mountain here this is weird

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you know every week I seem to get in

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trapped in some peculiar some strange

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otherworldly device you can't get out

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and there's no escape tube well they'll

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keep me if they keep me here they have

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[Music]

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- oh my god girls I'm coming without me

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[Music]

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Wow

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that was the best birthday party ever

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these girls are so expensive you

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wouldn't believe the champagne

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this when all night long until you two

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did a great job with the show I hear it

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and replay I'll watch it on YouTube

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[Music]

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bones and bones and raw bones and bones

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and bones and raw bones and bones and

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bones and dry bones and that's the word

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of the Lord the big toe connected to the

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little toe little toe connected to the

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anklebone mm hmm hmm hmm oh boy look at

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all these bones mummified bones all

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around me I don't think I'm ever going

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to get out of here to make it to the

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show in time you know I'm afraid of

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tripping over these bones they're such a

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pile of bones as bones and bones and dry

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why thank you very much Tim I appreciate

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that well and I'm sorry you're not going

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to be with us tonight because we really

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do have a fascinating program we've got

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Wow Tim the phones are really lighting

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up we're getting all these calls about a

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giant triangular cigar-shaped craft

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flying over the freeway just outside of

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Pasadena the teletype machines are going

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crazy

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Tim they certainly are and and I'm

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trying to get the people in the

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background to kind of keep it down I'm

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trying to take notes one lady said she

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felt our car vibrate is if they were

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trying to suck it up into the crash that

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people are starting to panic never heard

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that before

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well hopefully the police are on the way

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we're going to need a lot more than the

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police I'm afraid that we're going to

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need to bring it bring in an expert like

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Peter Davenport of the national UFO

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Reporting Center to save the day all

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right

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a Peter will do that Tim how are you out

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there in Jasper Wow Tim you know there

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are other dimensions populated by all

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sorts of weird and various types of

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beings no sure Timbo let's see they're

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devils and angels and hookahs and

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mermaids and just all sorts of

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mysterious creatures that haunt the dark

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places that border between the light and

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madness well you know I kind of like the

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way that mermaid over there is flapping

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her yeah I asked her out but I don't

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think my fish tank is big enough for

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both of us and I'm not sure how to

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approach the subject if you having her

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for dinner but maybe I'll let the

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president talk to me because he's so

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articulate and gets right to the the

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point what he is a she is a real flapper

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his ensure yeah yeah well you've hooked

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your Tim now reel ER in indeed just like

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we're reeling in the audience that I

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you've been listening to exploring the

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bazaar with hosts Timothy bikini panty

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swaps they're taking back the night by

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jetting non-stop across the cosmos in

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search of the truly bizarre and totally

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unexplained with you as their cold

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Thursday nights at 7:00 p.m. Pacific

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10:00 p.m. Eastern and the K cor digital

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radio

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for more information on exploring the

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bazaar and hosts timothy Beckley and tim

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Swartz check out their kco our digital

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